Hoodies

I was reading a supplement called 'Live' in the Daily Mail today when I happened across an article suggesting that 'Hoodies' should not be 'hugged' but humiliated.

Jolly good, I thought.

Actually I thought it was drivel to be honest, how one can blame a particular garment for a youth crime wave - the whole thing stinks of 'moral panic'.
Hoodies are banned in my local shopping centre, because only thugs wear them - statistics say so; that the underclass - thats unemployed, benefit scrounging, Special Brew drinking criminals to you and me - wear hoodies.
Pity, I was quite getting used to my Hoodie - its a black one with the word 'Nike' one the front, and the disapproving stares it garnered me. I personally would quite like a hug from David Cameron (have you seen his hair? lovely) now I can expect the general public to point and laugh instead, according to the article in question.

My Nana bought my Hoodie for me, because she's very nice - I got my ipod free with my bank account, it's got Handel's Messiah on it at the moment.


Must dash, got to rob a pensioner. Innit.

Reasons to vote for David Cameron

Top reasons you should vote for David Cameron:

1) Lovely hair
2) Winning smile
3) Is not Tony Blair
4) did not start a war in which over 25000 people have died (http://www.antiwar.com/casualties/)
5) Hasn't yet taken bribes from businesses, or even if he has, certainly isn't bonking his secretary or giving his nanny a crafty illegal visa. or getting drunk and hiring rent boys.
6) isn't some old duffer in the Liberal democrats
7) despite being a lying, self-centred, smarmy git; is definitely not Gordon Brown, either.
8) I said so
9) you are the sort of easily suggestible person who reads Weblogs, and therefore will likely be wowed by his use of an ipod.
10) you can tell everyone who you voted for, that's the whole point of a secret ballot - it's a surprise!


GAH! you see how much of your time i can waste with pointless quasi-political drivel? go and rinse your eyes out with battery acid as penance.