Reasons to vote for David Cameron
Top reasons you should vote for David Cameron:
1) Lovely hair
2) Winning smile
3) Is not Tony Blair
4) did not start a war in which over 25000 people have died (http://www.antiwar.com/casualties/)
5) Hasn't yet taken bribes from businesses, or even if he has, certainly isn't bonking his secretary or giving his nanny a crafty illegal visa. or getting drunk and hiring rent boys.
6) isn't some old duffer in the Liberal democrats
7) despite being a lying, self-centred, smarmy git; is definitely not Gordon Brown, either.
8) I said so
9) you are the sort of easily suggestible person who reads Weblogs, and therefore will likely be wowed by his use of an ipod.
10) you can tell everyone who you voted for, that's the whole point of a secret ballot - it's a surprise!
GAH! you see how much of your time i can waste with pointless quasi-political drivel? go and rinse your eyes out with battery acid as penance.
1) Lovely hair
2) Winning smile
3) Is not Tony Blair
4) did not start a war in which over 25000 people have died (http://www.antiwar.com/casualties/)
5) Hasn't yet taken bribes from businesses, or even if he has, certainly isn't bonking his secretary or giving his nanny a crafty illegal visa. or getting drunk and hiring rent boys.
6) isn't some old duffer in the Liberal democrats
7) despite being a lying, self-centred, smarmy git; is definitely not Gordon Brown, either.
8) I said so
9) you are the sort of easily suggestible person who reads Weblogs, and therefore will likely be wowed by his use of an ipod.
10) you can tell everyone who you voted for, that's the whole point of a secret ballot - it's a surprise!
GAH! you see how much of your time i can waste with pointless quasi-political drivel? go and rinse your eyes out with battery acid as penance.
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