birthday bloggery
*slimy fiend creeps into the tree-flecked moonlight and begins soliloquy*
"hates them, nasty filthy hobbitses, it's our birthday... not a single parcel or magic ring in sight, not a cake or flicker of a candle *gollum*..
20 years old, yes precious, working at Sainsbury's on our birthday, *gollum* *hiss*"
I'm now 20
the end.
(bloody hell)
"hates them, nasty filthy hobbitses, it's our birthday... not a single parcel or magic ring in sight, not a cake or flicker of a candle *gollum*..
20 years old, yes precious, working at Sainsbury's on our birthday, *gollum* *hiss*"
I'm now 20
the end.
(bloody hell)
posted by RubbishStudent at
2:19 PM
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