Bloody Student

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Shitingale

Some twat Called Florence pretended to shoot Dave Cameron the other day. Quite an interesting story as he appears to be a disenfranchised yoof in an impoverished conurbation.
Probably a closet homosexual, that would justify his name and penchant for hanging around with older men with 'straps'.

Bah, I'm not really writing this to make cheap jibes at some plonker, or even at The Newspapers for reporting the stupid ponce's fairy stories as truth. Or to get at David Cameron and his ever-so-reasonable approach. Or to wax lyrical about how brilliant I am compared to any of those people. Or to mention National Service, most certainly won't be mentioning that.

Seems that I'm just writing. Well, everyone else is doing it. Thought I'd give it a go. Got To. Common Sense. Surely. For a larf. innit.

9 Comments:

  • oh 'Dave' is he? know him personally do you?

    By Blogger Fluffy_headed_cretin, at 3:12 PM  

  • yeah man, as a trendy young Briton his forward thinking policies and use of an ipod really appeal to my general demographic; he has a website too.

    By Blogger RubbishStudent, at 6:12 AM  

  • Quite. He makes use of subtle subliminable messaging too: you'll often see him sporting a green shiny tie for instance; forcing an association in our minds with his person and greeness. Sneaky bastard.

    By Blogger Fluffy_headed_cretin, at 1:25 PM  

  • yet another idea he stole from Labour then. the git.

    By Blogger RubbishStudent, at 3:03 PM  

  • ...so, update or something...come along ...chopchop!

    By Blogger Fluffy_headed_cretin, at 2:47 PM  

  • This comment has been removed by the author.

    By Blogger Fluffy_headed_cretin, at 2:48 PM  

  • ^ thats was me...it posted the same comment twice so i tidied it not realising it would leave a stain.

    By Blogger Fluffy_headed_cretin, at 2:52 PM  

  • Hi, it's Sarah here...actually THAT ^ was me too but i forgot my password so had to create a different account =D
    Just popping on to tell you that you can come talk to me if you want to at my old baby_bear msn account. Would like to know how youre doing etc
    Hope youre looking after ya self.

    By Blogger snot_factory, at 2:24 AM  

  • btw:

    http://werenotafraid.com/images/770/index.html

    hehehehe =P

    By Blogger snot_factory, at 5:56 AM  

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